Selected Bette Davis Quotations
• I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
• That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.
• I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.
• I will never be below the title.
• This became a credo of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
• Don't get up. And please stop acting as if I were the queen mother!
• To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together.
• I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
• It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.
• My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.
• Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
• The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
• I was never beautiful like Miss Hayworth or Miss Lamarr. I was known as the little brown wren. Who'd want to get me at the end of the picture?
• I wanted to be the first to win three Oscars, but Miss Hepburn has done it. Actually it hasn't been done. Miss Hepburn only won half an Oscar. If they'd given me half an Oscar I would have thrown it back in their faces. You see, I'm an Aries. I never lose.
• In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.
• People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are someone else.
• The male ego with few exceptions is elephantine to start with.
• I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?
• Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
• A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else
• I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
• Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.
• Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.
• I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.
• I would take a bad script and a good director any day against a good script and a bad director.
• Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.
• I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
• Pray to God and say the lines.
• Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone, but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
• Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
• An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
• The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.
• First time was when I was 26 and got married -- and it was hell waiting.
• From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
• I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
• I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
• The weak are the most treacherous of us all. They come to the strong and drain them. They are bottomless. They are insatiable. They are always parched and always bitter. They are everyone's concern and like vampires they suck out life's blood.
