Selected Jane Austen Quotations
• For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?
• About history: The quarrels of popes and kings, with wars and pestilences in every page; the men all so good for nothing, and hardly any women at all — it is very tiresome.
• Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.
• One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
• A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
• One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
• If there is anything disagreeable going on men are always sure to get out of it.
• What strange creatures brothers are!
• A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
• Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure to be kindly spoken of.
• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
• If a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him. If she can hesitate as to Yes, she ought to say No, directly.
• It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage.
• Why not seize the pleasure at once? How often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparation!
• Nobody minds having what is too good for them.
• A person who can write a long letter with ease, cannot write ill.
• Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.
• It is not time or opportunity that is to determine intimacy; it is disposition alone. Seven years would be insufficient to make some people acquainted with each other, and seven days are more than enough for others.
• Man is more robust than woman, but he is not longer lived; which exactly explains my view of the nature of their attachments.
• If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory.
• I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.
